ବାବା ମାତାଙ୍କ ଅପୂର୍ବ ରାସଲିଳା – Baba Mata Nka Apurba Rasa Lila

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Baba…… Tame khumpila belaku jaha laguchi na …… Ahh….!!

Sate……?? Tu jemiti heichu na …!! Tate nakhumpi kie chadiba kahilu….??

Hele Baba……. !! mora chua na phutila jae mu tamaku jama chadibini. Sata kahila….Mora chua phutiba ti….??

Alo…. Phutiba…..phutiba…. tike dharya dhara.………… !! Hele ta pare tate ……uhmmmhhh…. uhmmmhh……. Karibaku dekheibuti…??

Hee hee hee hee…… aeita puni pacharucha kan…..?? Tame ta emiti mahu chakheicha je mora jama mana hin chaduni. Dekheibini kainki….?? Accha ……kahila …. mate emiti kete din jae gehiba …?? Sete belaku tamara mo thu mana chadijibani ta…..?? Sata kahila …..!!

Mana chadijiba…..?? Alo tu ta emiti rasabati je hata maila mane tora khali……sara…. sara….. hei bohi paduchi.….. to thu puni kahara mana chadijiba….!! Tu jete din jae mate dekhauthibu …… to rasa ku emiti soshu thibi….. to bia ku emiti khumputhibi……

Hee….hee…hee..heee….. Baba …… Tamara ye bedhua katha guda sunibaku mate bhari bhala lage. Tama thu suni suni mora bi pati …..khala…. khala…. Hue semiti kancha bedhua katha guda kahipakeibaku……

Khali pati khala khala hue na au kou ta bi khala khala hue ba….??

Ummmmmm…….!! Kouta ……khala….. khala ….hue tame janina ki…..?? Tama bandata ta emiti ghoda banda bhalia heichi je tucha re bi mana hue pureiba pain….. satare Baba…!! Tame pureila bele jou maza lage…..se maza aji jae mu jama chakhi nathili…..

Kain… ?? To bara tate gehu nathila na kan ba…??

Heh…!! Seita apadartha te….!! Khali purei dele kan mana santi heijiba…?? Maikinia ku kemiti santusta karanti sekatha taku malum achina bhalaa……..?? Tame jemiti mora chatucha ….chuchumucha…. ….sal…sal…karucha …… ohhh…..!! Mora ta bhitare bhitare khali kan nain kan hei jae……!!

Kan hei jae bhitare …bhitare…….!!

Unnnnnnn……!! Jama janina…..?? Sulei hei khali …gala..gala..gala…gala…. hue tama mota, lamba banda ku gili pakeibaku………. hee……hee….…hee..……

Manju…Bujhilu…..!! Tori bhalia gihalia maikinia te mate milithile mu au ye baba faba nahei khali dina rati tate dhari pelithanti……..!!

Isss…Baba …tame emitia jama kuhani….. sunila mane mora puni iccha hauchi…….

Tu au gote kama karantuni…..?? To picha guda jemiti bada bada heichi na….!! Mora bhari icha hauchi to gandi re thara te pureibaku. Dekhantuni…??

Bada bada dekhila mane ta samastankara lala bohiba ….tamara lamba tageda mushala ku dekhi mora lala bohuchi….. mora bada bada picha dekhi tamara lala bohuchi…. Hele tamara ede bada ta mo thi galiba ti…..??

Alo tu dekha ta thare….sekatha mu bujhibini….!!

Kan aeile …….??

Aeile ta nigadichi….. au tike jau…….…

Hen….hen…hen…hen….. gote katha kahibi…??

Kou katha ……??

Tame mo sangare jaha kariba kara pache …. mora se kancha do akhyari laga katha guda bhari darkar. Seguda sunila mane mora bhari matta uthuchi.

Ummmmmhh…… !! Sala……Maikina haba ta tori bhalia …… doodha jodaka ede ede ku picha gudaka ede ede.…sala…….. icha hauchi to gandi ru luga teki sidha tora se kana re purei fadi dabaku ……

Aei…Baba…!! Dhire…..!! Dhire kuha …kaha kana re padijiba jadi katha saila…..

Hya pa…… mate kie kan kahiba be…… ?? Ye Baba ku kahara dara nahin….. yeh sala gudanku mu bashya mantra chalei cheli kariki rakhichi. Dekhunu mo agare kemiti …main..main… hauchanti………..

Khi…khi….khi…. Baba…… !! Tame mo opare bi bashya mantra chalei deina ta au….??
To opare …… ?? Tu ta mo opare emiti mohini chakheichu je setikire ta mu akta makta ………..

Hen..hen…hen…hen……. Katha kahibare tame pura ostad….. ye nianlaga barsa ta lagila je au chadiba na dharuni….. Gharuku kemiti jibi kejani…..??

Heh….!! Dina kou akhara heigalani je tu ete byasta hauchu…. ? Tike rahunu….!! To gandi ta aji anukula karidien…… ?? Kan kahuchu….??

Aeile para kahuthila sabu nigadi deicha boli. Phere ……. !!

Uthilani……!! He …He… to bhalia gai pakhare thile sandha kan au uda buda manuchi kilo…..?? Dekhi…. Kain se sari ta gudei hei basichu ba…..!! Ye barsha re kan kie palei asuchi…?? kholi pakaunu….….!! Asilu…. Asilu… mo kola re tike bas…. Aaa….!!

Tame bhala katha te mane pakei dela …… ama gaan re jou bada sandha ta buluchi se jete bele gai gudanku …..gidi….gidi…kari godae….. taku dekhila mane mora tama katha mane padijae. Mate gehila bele tamara jou toda se sandha ta gai gudanka opare chadhila bele tara bi toda semitia ……ta hentala suni dela mane mora yade kan heijae….…….

Kan hei jae…?? Tora bi …gala..gala…hei jae ……… na kan….??

Han…..!! Habani……..?? Khi…khi…khi…khi…..tama mushala ta bi tari bhalia lamba na….

Hailo……!! Sata kahilu…..To bara tate prathama phuteila na tu agaru au kaha sangare phutei thilu ba….??

Ekatha suni dei Manju munha ku handi bhalia karidela….

Alo…..!! Kan hela….. ?? Munha ta emiti handi bhalia kain karidelu…

Au….!! ………….Tame semiti katha guda kahucha….!! Munha handi bhalia karibini au kan danta dekheibi…??

Alo tu biguduchu kainki….?? Ye barsha paga re tike usum usum katha hele sina bhala lagiba ….!! Kaha…..!! Kahathi prathame phuteilu….??

Kain tame kahuna tame kete ta maikinia nku phodilani…?? Mu tamara kete number….??

Kahibi…Kahibi…. Ete uchana kian…..?? mu jouta pacharili aage ta uttara de…??
Nain….aage tame kuha…..
baba genhile mata nku

Alo…Mu kan ganiki rakhichi …. Hau hau jaha heigala …heigala…. Au kahibi kan….??

Mane…..!! Ete pelicha je tamara mane bi nahin…..!! Hey Bhagaxxx…..!!

Alo….Nain….. Mu kahili mu esabu jinisha mane rakheni. Tu tila ku kain tala karuchu kahilu……??

Kan tila ku tala man…..!! Tamuku ta gehiaku maza laguchi…. jie dekheila ta opare chadhi taku peli dei gala……. Mane kain rakhiba….??

Dekhe….!! Maikinia jadi ta swecha re dekheila andira ta thi pureibani au kan chadiba …?? Kie asila …kie gala…. Kie ta dukha kahila…..mo hata re jaha hei parila mu kali. Mu ta kaha ku badhya karini. Tu kaha……?? To sangare mu kichi zabardasti karichi…..?? Jaha kahichi munhe munhe….. han …na …nain….??

Bhala…..!! Yade Baba bolaucha….. siade maikinia nku dhari chost gaandi marucha…..
Kahili para…. !! Mora jor zabardasti nahin. Jie chahinla ….mu deli……asubidha kan je….??

Jor zabardasti kan darkar ki…… ?? Jie ta thare tama mushala dekhila ki chakhila se bale bale asi tama pakhare munha mariba.

Ha..ha..ha..ha…… Mu ete din kala Hatha Yoga kana micha ku sadhichi….??

Mane……?? Ye Hatha Yoga ta ki jinisha tike kahila sune….??

Sunu…. Tantra sadhana au Hatha Yoga …ye di ta alaga jinisha. Loke sina tanka mana ku mana mate Baba boli kahuchanti. Kintu mu heli jane Tantrika. Tantra sadhana re mu chandi chamanda, bhoota preta emnanku bashya kariki rakhichi. Jaha kahibi semane seia karibe. Tantra sadhana re kama kala hela gote bada jinisha. Tantra sadhiba mane ta sangare Hatha Yoga bi sadhiba darkar. Mu ete din kala Hathajoga sadhila pare mo thu gihana khaile maikinia nku ta nische bhala lagiba hin lagiba. Jane jadi adhika chahinla mu kana mana karibi…..?? Mu bi manisha na nain….?? To bhalia gihalia maikinia ku dekhile mora gehiaku lobha habani….?? Kaha….?? Haba na nain….??

Kejani …sekatha tame janithiba na …. Mu kemiti kahibi….??

Kana….?? Bigidi galu kilo….??

Nain man …..bigidibi kainki…..?? Tama line ta seia mu bigidile kan haba je ….?? Accha kahila ….. ye hatha yoga kale kana ethire bi chandi chamanda bashya huanti…??

Alo…Nain… ethire chandi chamnda bashya huantini je… hele to bhalia gihali maikinia jaroor bashya heijibe.

Mane…?? Kemiti….??

Hatha Yoga ta hela deha sadhana. Taku sadhile nija dehaku nija ayata re rakhihaba.. Bhari kasta sadhana. Kintu taku jie sadhiba ta ayusha badhi jiba. Budha kale bi to bhalia gihalia maikinia nku pani piai chadiba……

Mo bhalia maikina ku pani piai chadiba mane….??

Alo ta mane hela to bhalia chapakash maikinia ku ghante gehile bi tara jhadibani……

Oho….!! seithi pain tamara ete samaya lasting kare……!! Prathama dina ta tame mora pura daraj karideithila. Mu thik se chali bulii bi parilini.

To mana pura santi heigala na nahin…..Kaha….??

Sekatha pacharucha…..!! Santi mane….?? Pura double santi…..

Eh…Manju….!! Tu gote kama karunu….!! Kahibu jadi mu tate ethi mataji banei ki rakhidebi…… teniki sabu din ratire tu mo khoraka jogeibu au mu to khoraka jogeibi……!! Baki tu mora tike seba sushrusha karibu. Ethiki jie sabu asuchanti….. semane mate jemiti mundia maruchanti , eniki tate bi semiti mundia maribe. Tora bi khatir kahin re kan badhi jiba. Kan kahuchu….Rahibu…??

Au mo ghara sansara….. ??

Dhet teriki…..!! Yade kahuchu to bara ta apadartha te…… siade kahuchu mo ghara sansara…. Di adiki lobha kale haba…..?? Tu ethi mataji heigale ….. se au gote kahaku baha hei jibani….??

Aauuuuuuu……!! Mu ta sangare ete din rahili… jie pachare asiba se sukhila tare ghara, dwara, sampati badi sabu ta na re kari naba. Mu kan paibi je….??

Ha…ha….ha…..ha…… Maya…. !! Maya…. !! Yakui kahanti maya. Alo…kete ba sampati tora je ta pain ete lobha…?? Kou sampati nei ki asithilu na gala bele kan nei ki jibu…?? Dekh…. Mate dekh…. Mu fakkad….. Baba Atmaram. Kintu jaha ku dekha se ye fakkad agare asi munda nuaunchi …..?? Mora kana achi….?? Na achi sampati na ghara sansara…?? Hele Baba ta duniyan re mast……!!

Tama katha alaga…. Ame kan tama bhalia hei paribu…?? Tame ete sadhana karicha. Jaha chahinba ….taha haba. Ama ku kie pachare …..??

Ha…ha…ha…ha…. Thik katha te kahilu……Joga jetiki ……. Bhoga setiki ……..Dekh to iccha….. Mora kichi kahibara nahin.

Mane ….??

Chad se katha…… Mu jou sadhana karichi sesabu mo pain nuhen…. Tama mananka mangala pain. Jie asiba…. Dukha kahiba…. ye Baba paru paryanta tara upakara kariba. Badala re tame mane bi mo katha tike tike bujhiba darkar . Tu ta mora sabuthu besi gelhi. Mo katha tu tike besi bujhiba darkar na kan kahuchu….?? Gote hatare tali bajibani na….

Ummmmhhh……. !! Kahi Manju hasi dela…..

Kain basichu man……!! Sari ta kholi ethiki asunu….. mora uthilani para….

Manju uthi padi sari taku deharu alaga karidei gote pathara opare thoi dela au sidha asi Baba nka kola re basi padila. Baba tara manshala jangha ku saunlau saunlau kahile ……. Ye barsha paaga ku to bhalia maal…..ahhhhhhh…!! Aji to gaandi ra anukula ta badhia jamiba………..

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